We have an expensive legislature, but nobody knows their usefulness. You never see them in session and harbour the mistaken impression that they spend any time preparing for the roles they occupy. They cannot sustain a debate for 10 minutes. The best they know how to do is shout “Aye!” “Nay!” on cue and when required, jump on their obsequious feet to sing “on your mandate we shall stand…!”
The poor quality of leadership is not improved at the judicial level, where politicians make an open show of buying judges without any consequences. What subsists is a system where judges without judgment deliver judgment without justice.
Things are not better at the executive level. Politicians are more invested in contesting the next election than justifying their mandates. Nobody is thinking or acting; our leaders are in a self-preservation mode. When Senator Smart Adeyemi raised the issue of insecurity in Nigeria in the National Assembly, it was Mrs Remi Tinubu who tried to silence him, saying he should not play into the hands of the opposition.
Today, they oversee Nigeria’s affairs and are tasked with ending insecurity. That is why I laugh in scorn each time presidential aides dispel the rumour of “Christian genocide” by noting that the First Lady is a “pastor”. Someone who would rather watch poor people die than let their plight affect her political privileges?
There is nobody to hold anyone accountable or even define standards; they are all in a self-preservation mode. Nigerians are never treated as the focal point of leadership; we are an afterthought. People will die in a massacre, and the presidential aide will ask the poor victims to “go and reconcile” with their killers. That is an indication that they lack the will to stop the perpetrators. Every year, we allocate humongous sums to the defence budget, but Nigeria is still besieged by a crop of maniacs who freely attend “peace meetings” with high-grade weapons. Of what use is a democratic order that is too weak to confront these besetting problems?
Democracy has been crunched into a nepotistic farce that has no efficacy, just a bunch of clowns genuflecting before the almighty presidential power. Things are so bad that a governor will publicly instruct his commissioners to wear the political insignia of the president to cabinet meetings, taking sycophancy to the next level. They think their ostentatious toadying is for an audience of one—the president—but the public also sees it for what it is: power has been captured at all levels, and there will be no recourse outside this narrow band of hacks who have arrogated all the instruments of justice that democracy offers to themselves. We, the people, are blockaded on all sides into a confederation of mediocrity and sheer ineptitude. In this rigged system where the odds are against us, we turn to a higher form of power for succour. When a populist politician comes barging in and promising to save us with “guns a-blazing”, it is hard to blame anyone for making plausible connections between appeals to a supernatural power and the supra-national power that has offered to intervene. They have finally found the higher power that can compel their insensitive leaders.
Since Washington started bearing down on us on this issue, our leaders have demonstrated a greater sense of accountability than one has seen in years. Even ex-army chief Tukur Buratai, whose hands still drip with the blood of the Shiites, wants to instruct us on how to respond to the USA. He is so detached from his crimes that the irony of his defining “genocide” for us flew over his small head. It is precisely because of jesters like him that I am wary of the well-meaning calls for us to dial down the rhetoric so as not to escalate the issue. They want us to project a united front and push the foreign interloper away, but what happens when our populist saviours move on to other distractions? Our leaders, long inured to such killings, will simply return to the status quo. For now, even merely watching them boxed into a corner and defending themselves fills me with a huge dose of gratifying schadenfreude.No, I am not one of those who delude themselves that our salvation will come from abroad. No God, or any human agent playing God, will solve Nigeria’s insecurity problems. Any marine that comes here with blazing guns will spend the next 20 years running from north to south, dousing many treacherous fires. When they finally get tired and leave, their withdrawal will not be any neater than what unfolded in Afghanistan. Our country is our responsibility to save, but we must first admit we have a problem.




























